We re-post here this wonderful, forwarded email from
an old friend. It made us laugh a lot so we decided to share it here at Plain
Haven.
Hope you all have a great day! God bless!
Here it is:
Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new
ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have? - Jane
Dear GOD,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so
much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry
Dear GOD,
If you watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show you
my new shoes. - Mickey
Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all of
everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can
never do it. - Nan
Dear GOD,
In school they told us what you do. Who does it when
you are on vacation? - Jane
Dear GOD,
I read the Bible. What does "beget" mean?
Nobody will tell me. Love, Alison
Dear GOD,
Are you really invisible or is it just a trick? -
Lucy
Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses
his bowling words in the house? - Anita
Dear GOD,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or
was it an accident? - Norma
Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries? - Nan
Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in
church. Is that okay? - Neil
Dear GOD,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought
you had everything. - Jane
Dear GOD,
Did you really mean "do unto others as they do
unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla
Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed
for was a puppy. - Joyce
Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father
mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope
you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend, (But I am not going to tell you who
I am)
Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was
supposed to be our day of rest. - Tom L.
Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything
before. You can look it up. - Bruce
Dear GOD,
If we come back as something else, please don't let
me be Mary Horton - because I hate her. - Denise
Dear GOD,
If you give me a genie like Aladdin, I will give you
anything
You want, except my money or my chess set. - Raphael
Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but
not with so much hair all over. - Sam
Dear GOD,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both
ways. - Dean
Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest
inventions. – Ruth M.
Dear GOD,
I think about you sometimes even when I'm not
praying. - Elliott
Dear GOD,
Of all the people who work for you I like Noah and
David the best. - Rob
Dear GOD,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't
sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they? - Marsha
Dear GOD,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the
Bible. - Love, Chris
Dear GOD,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday
school they said you did it. So I bet he stole your idea. - Sincerely, Donna
Dear GOD,
The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an
ark on dry land, you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with you. That's
what I would do. - Eddie
Dear GOD,
I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well,
I just want you to know but I am not just saying that because you are GOD
already. - Charles
Dear GOD,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw
the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool. - Eugene
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